Worst teenage memory ever! Being called a firecrotch in front of everyone and knowing that these hormone controlled monsters were now thinking about my nether region. Why must they use the word ‘crotch’? It only conjures one image- and unfortunately it’s attached to my bathing suit area.
2. “I have a thing for redheads”... says way too many people in inappropriate situations.
First of all, way to cast a wide net douche. So can this be anything with legs and a fiery mop on their head or do you have some specifications? Not to mention, how the hell am I suppose to respond to this?.... “That’s a one-liner that definitely makes me feel special... “ Nope, run away.
3. “You look like (name any random redhead celebrity).”
No I do not look like Julianne Moore or Nicole Kidman or Ariel (she’s a cartoon!). I might look like Amy Adams if she had a totally different face/ body/ everything- but dude you are way off and the intended flattery has turned into absurdity.
4. “Does the carpet match the drapes?”
ummmmm…………… Again, bathing suit area under attack! Why is everyone obsessed with my crotch?!
5. “I hear redheads are crazy in bed…(wink, wink)”
Is this some kind of call to action? Am I being baited, like when someone says “I bet you can’t drink that whole carton of milk...” My question to you sir, “Does this actually work on anyone?”
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